Wednesday, December 31, 2008

tahniah to babu hjh nani coz dpt baby boy... nama nya Abdul Ahnaf Ilham bin Haji Morni.. lahir pada 25.12.2008 pkl 10 lalu... ngam hari krismas lagi 2.. uncle mau baby 2 lahir msa 24/12 sal ngam drg punya anniverssary perkahwinan 19 tahun x.. if i'm not mistaken.. hehehe.. dat's ol lah..

Sunday, December 21, 2008

KiDs aRe qUiCkeR ThaN aDuLts!!!

TEACHER : Maria, go to the map and find North America ..
MARIA : Here it is.
TEACHER : Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS : Maria.


TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.


TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it


TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O


TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!


TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.


TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right..... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'


TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.


TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.


TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.


TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher

Monday, December 15, 2008

Al-Fatihah to our beloved angah Haji Jamal Ariffin bin Haji Bungsu yang telah kembali kerahmatullah pada 07/12/2008 waktu zohor dan selamat d kebumikan pada waktu asar
Semoga roh beliau di cucuri rahmat dan tergolong dari orang-orang yang beriman..
Amin.. Amin Ya rabbal alamin...

Ok... i want to update ma blog sal beberapa hari kebelakangan...

1st – aku cuti seminggu start on 06/12/2008 until 14/12/2008. x masa ari kamis ma last day aku kraja ada my mom tepon. She told me dat ma uncle admitted to the hospital... kajut lah ku ne.. den aku tnya knapa... masuk icu lg 2.. nda sadar kan diri.. heran.. last aku liat ia.. he just so fine.. Masa my mom tepon 2 kami odw k rest house ada majlis penyampaian hadiah sempena KKC. Masa 2 rasa kan balik awal, worried about ma uncle... nda lg tepikir kan yg lain. But masa 2 ma hubby k bandar atas urusan kraja... iatah nda dpt balik.. kami sampai bandar around 10 lah.. tarus mandi then lawat my uncle... Kesian lah liat my uncle masa 2.. byk hose sana sini...

then, on sat, 06/12/2008- me n ma husband's family jalan ke spitang sal my hubby's cousin ada kawin d sana.. kami tinggal d SFI motel d spitang.. Masa d motel so freaking scared.... Arah Bath tub ada lipan.. masa 2 lg awan n edah mandi.. Berijap Jua 2.. D dalam bilik ada lipas.. argh.... nda tau apakan cakapa lg.. dat tym me msg ma mom, tnya about ma uncle.. x my mom ckp.. my uncle baru cuci buah pinggang.. lapas becuci insya akan sembuh.. sanang hati bca msg 2....

The next day, on sun, 07/12/2008- while waiting my hubby's cousin keluar bersanding..ma sis msg aku.. told me dat my uncle was 50-50.. D sana (brunei) drg nangis2... dat tym im so worried.. ingau berabis.. alum batah kami balik dri panggilan a2, my bro tepon.. ea ckp angah nada lg.. nangis berabis masa 2.. kan balik rasanya.. at dat tym, my hubby col my mom... my mom nda srh balik tarus kan saja.. law balik pun nda jua dapat papa.. kompom dah nda sampat.. masa 2 12 lalu lah tgh hari... sedih mengenangkan mulah angah...

Masa balik 2 drg my sis n my mom ctea semua apa my late uncle ckp to his daughter n his wife.. nangis lagi.. kecian kan my aunty.. masa ne drg betahlil evrynite sampai 40 hari... i think dat's ol.. salam...

sooo soory too ol ma reader sal ma blog lg alum teupdate... hehheee... ma lappy selahau dh.. iatah nda teupdate.. sorrry